Brooking_is_GOD 5:17 Sat Dec 1
Airline agent mocked 5-year-old girl's 'Abcde' name
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Reported by, you guessed it ABC News.
https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/wireStory/mom-airline-agent-mocked-year-girls-abcde-59494980
Name your kid the first 5-letters of the alphabet, you better expect a few piss-takes.
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J.Riddle
11:13 Sat Dec 1
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Just been handed her P45 apparently, UB40 to follow....
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Nurse Ratched
11:06 Sat Dec 1
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No.
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gph
11:05 Sat Dec 1
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Not the kind of dirt we've been discussing immediately before your post, surely...
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Nurse Ratched
11:01 Sat Dec 1
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I had a rather pleasant dirty weekend in a hotel in Wareham earlier this year. Marvellous.
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gph
10:57 Sat Dec 1
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Bugger, I can't remember what they used shit for in clothmaking, but they certainly used it as a tanning agent in the leather industry.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
10:56 Sat Dec 1
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Be oi Berkshire? Be I buggery Oi cums up from Wareham I knows a girl with calico drawers And I knows how to tear 'em.
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gph
10:44 Sat Dec 1
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There was indeed a rural clothmaking industry in Dorset, between Dorchester and Wareham. Corfe is near the edge of this area.
Maybe it had high quality shit which was in demand to the North...
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Far Cough
10:41 Sat Dec 1
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Good job she wasn't Greek:
AlphaBetaGammaDeltaEpsilon
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gph
10:37 Sat Dec 1
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I wonder if it's an occupational name, as they used to use shit in the cloth industry, and someone had to collect it.
On the other hand, I've no idea if there was any clothmaking in Corfe.
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Fade & Die
10:28 Sat Dec 1
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gph - There's a Shatters Lane in Wareham, just down the road from Corfe. Maybe they're related
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Sven Roeder
7:20 Sat Dec 1
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To be fair Cushelle is a worse name than ABCDE Entirely appropriate for toilet paper
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HairyHammer
7:16 Sat Dec 1
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All I want to know is did she get almost every seat in the row ?.
Any mother who is born in an English speaking country who is not foreign and names their baby A B C D E deserves to know that they are an idiot.
If it were a foreign name I can understand but I am certain that abcde is not a popular name of any country because if it were we would already know because of the simple reason that it is comical to the English language/
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gph
7:05 Sat Dec 1
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http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/08/11/rebranding-of-charmin-toilet-paper-was-%E2%80%98revenge-on-ex-girlfriend-cushelle%E2%80%99/
I'm not sure of the veracity of these report, but it says Cushelle toilet paper was named as an act of revenge by Phil Freeman on his ex-girlfriend, Cushelle Stevens
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VirginiaHam
6:59 Sat Dec 1
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Tooting Bec?
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David L
6:55 Sat Dec 1
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There must be a young girl somewhere called Cushelle, there must be. Probably Stockwell or Peckham I would guess.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
2:08 Sat Dec 1
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gph 12:51 Sat Dec 1
'That said, I'd prefer Moonunit to Sue...'
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun And I called him my pa, and he called me his son And I came away with a different point of view And I think about him, now and then Every time I try and every time I win And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him Bill or George! Anything but Goddam Sue!
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gph
1:19 Sat Dec 1
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When my Mum got into genealogy, she found the grave next to one of her ancestors was occupied by Mr Shitler.
(If you want to check this out, the Shitler family survived at least until 1911, as they are in the Corfe Castle bit of the census of that year, which is online.)
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wanstead_hammer
1:18 Sat Dec 1
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They should never ave opened that tin of spaghetti when choosing the baby's name.
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Spandex Sidney
12:56 Sat Dec 1
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I worked in a branch of RBS in 1988 (when it was a small, provincial bank, had about 5 branches in London back then) and we had a customer who changed his christian name by deed poll from whatever it was to 5-4-3-2-1 and his surname to 'Liftoff'.
I had to order his new cheque book and card in the name of Mr F Liftoff.
True story
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gph
12:51 Sat Dec 1
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That said, I'd prefer Moonunit to Sue...
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Sven Roeder
12:42 Sat Dec 1
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Anfernee
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